1 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:26,840 God, Isabella, I cannot begin to tell you how happy I am at this moment. 2 00:02:27,220 --> 00:02:29,180 Life is absolute perfection, my love. 3 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,320 I must admit, Manuel, I'm a little nervous. 4 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,820 Nervous? There's no need to be nervous. 5 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:37,780 Is it true that the Caribbean Sea is infested with murderous pirates? 6 00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:39,540 Oh, yes. 7 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:43,800 But I would never let one pirate within sight, nor sound, nor breath. 8 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,000 But you are far too sexy. 9 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,060 God, I cannot wait to see your body. 10 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:50,860 Manuel, stop it. We're married now. 11 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:52,880 You'll get to see it soon enough. 12 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:55,400 But there's still one more thing. 13 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:59,780 What if when you see my body you decide that you don't like it? 14 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:04,100 Then I guess I'll have to sell you to some lusty pirates who are in need of a 15 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,100 sex slave. 16 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,060 I'm sure you're worth a gold piece or two. 17 00:03:08,220 --> 00:03:09,580 Manuel, you're such an ass. 18 00:03:10,260 --> 00:03:11,260 What? 19 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,360 Seriously. 20 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:16,460 You're now and forever my wife. Nothing will change that. 21 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,480 I love you for everything that you are. 22 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:23,240 Everything that you are not and everything that you will become. 23 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:26,700 Thank you, my love. 24 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,440 Thank God for heavenly perfection. 25 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:33,560 Okay. 26 00:08:02,350 --> 00:08:03,350 Oh, stop. 27 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:51,220 260 years I have waited for this greatness and the moment has almost 28 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:52,880 We are close. 29 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:55,860 She has given no sign that she has spotted us. 30 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:57,059 Well done. 31 00:09:57,060 --> 00:09:58,740 Keep us sailing and swift up. 32 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,080 Aye, Captain. 33 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:08,320 What's wrong? 34 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,140 Oh, nothing. Return to sleep, my love. 35 00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:12,380 Where are you going, sweetheart? 36 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,100 We're just going to go breathe some fresh sea air. 37 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,440 I'll return soon. 38 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:27,420 Manuel, have you ever seen such a heavenly night? 39 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:31,260 Tell you, in all my years of sailing, I've never seen such serenity upon the 40 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:34,700 sea. God has blessed us with peace tonight, hasn't he? Certainly has. 41 00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:37,320 So how long do you think before we reach Caribbean waters? 42 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,160 We should arrive late morning. 43 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:40,680 That soon? 44 00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:44,340 If we don't lose the calm breeze at our back. And if it picks up? 45 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,620 You get there before sunup. 46 00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:48,060 Rest assured. 47 00:10:49,180 --> 00:10:50,280 I'll get you there safely. 48 00:10:51,260 --> 00:10:54,660 I have no doubt of that. You've always delivered my goods with speed and care, 49 00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:55,940 Captain. Thank you, my friend. 50 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:57,920 I'll be gone with you. 51 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,620 You should be resting with your beautiful new wife. 52 00:11:01,020 --> 00:11:02,840 She's probably cold without you. 53 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,080 You're right, Captain. 54 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:05,380 Good night. 55 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:16,920 What's this air, my love? 56 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:20,320 The only air that I wish to breathe is that of your sweet breath. 57 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,220 I love you so much. 58 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:28,620 And I you. 59 00:11:29,180 --> 00:11:32,400 When I get my trade post, I will shower you with anything that you desire. 60 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,020 I only desire you. 61 00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:36,660 I know. 62 00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:38,620 I just thought I would sweeten the deal a little. 63 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:40,920 You're such a fool. 64 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,640 Maybe I should be more foolish more often. 65 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:40,260 Line up the crew on the bow. Bring me the passengers from the deck below. 66 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:45,160 And Serena, as much as I love your methods, don't even consider killing 67 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,160 this time. 68 00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:58,640 What are you doing to me? Help me! 69 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:01,220 Sir, if you leave here, we will gladly do as you wish. 70 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,600 There's no need for this violent game. 71 00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:06,950 Sorry, sir. 72 00:13:08,350 --> 00:13:11,650 Ahoy me hearties. My name is Captain Victor Stagnetti. 73 00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:15,970 I sincerely apologize for any inconvenience such pirates may have 74 00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:18,010 but being that we are pirates... Aye! 75 00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:20,050 Sadly, this is our way. 76 00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:23,730 Usually this sort of incursion ends with individuals such as yourselves 77 00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:27,930 decapitated, with your heads floating in a sea for sharks to devour. However, 78 00:13:28,190 --> 00:13:33,070 this sort of pirate delight does not have to occur if I'm given what I 79 00:13:33,450 --> 00:13:34,990 Then what is it you desire, Captain? 80 00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:37,490 I was getting to that. 81 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,890 I hate when I'm interrupted, don't you? 82 00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:46,290 Now, I've been searching for a man for a very, very, very long time, and my 83 00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:47,990 search is going to end right here and now. 84 00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:52,750 Will the man with the name Manuel Valenzuela step forward to reveal 85 00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:58,110 What a pretty pearl necklace. 86 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,230 That's enough. 87 00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:02,710 I'm Manuel Valenzuela. 88 00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:04,290 I am Manuel Valenzuela. 89 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:12,860 Please, let me save her. Good. I thought I was going to have to throw the entire 90 00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:15,560 crew off the ship until I found you. Captain, please. 91 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:20,320 I beg you, let me save her. No. You're far too valuable to be shark meat. That, 92 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:22,500 my friend, is a fate for your pretty lady to enjoy. 93 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,940 You'll stay right next to me for safety's sake. 94 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,360 Please, she is my wife. Don't let her die. 95 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,320 I beg you, please, have compassion. 96 00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:31,980 Thank you, gentlemen, for your time. 97 00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:35,480 You may go on your merry way, seaman. I bid you adieu. 98 00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:37,780 Gentlemen, back to the devil's room. 99 00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:40,360 And my vicious lady, too. 100 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:49,360 Helmsman, prepare to set sail. Are you really going to let her go unscathed, 101 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,280 sir? Of course not. 102 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:53,480 Thinker. 103 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,780 Captain's Log, August 25th, 1763. 104 00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:15,600 It has been four long weeks since we've seen any Corsairs. 105 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,780 The crew has grown restless and unmotivated. 106 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:25,760 I try to motivate them by teaching them swordplay, but they grow tired only 107 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:26,960 after a few minutes of practice. 108 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:36,020 Somehow my first mate, Jules, has managed to keep their spirits high. 109 00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:38,910 I'm not sure how she does it. I haven't the slightest idea. 110 00:15:39,570 --> 00:15:43,650 Many of the men are very inarticulate. I think that she gives them lessons by 111 00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:47,370 helping them improve their oral skills or perhaps even Bible studies. 112 00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:51,670 Each night I hear the sounds of praise and joy coming from her cabin that could 113 00:15:51,670 --> 00:15:53,450 only be induced by earnest worship. 114 00:19:11,370 --> 00:19:12,370 This is going to start. 115 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,700 At least we know the good Lord will be with us on our journey. However, there's 116 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,080 a far more serious problem approaching. 117 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,480 The ship's food supplies are getting very dangerously low, and I fear that we 118 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:25,760 must return to port suit. 119 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:29,440 I have a deep desire to vanquish any pirates that we come upon, but to be 120 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,520 honest, I'm a little concerned. 121 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:34,280 Because Wu Chao, my gunner, cannot seem to make the new cannons fire with very 122 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,199 much might. 123 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,680 Each time the cannons fire, they smell like rotting goat fat. 124 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:42,880 Wu believes that the gunpowder needs more potassium nitrate and less sulfur. 125 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,760 It's not my fault. I need potassium. 126 00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:48,140 The bad news is that we don't have any potassium nitrate. 127 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:54,320 But regardless, we will fight the pirates by sword or by hand to the death 128 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:59,080 necessary. As for myself, I feel confident and secure knowing that we 129 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:03,180 sight either a Corsair or a Kog, and then when called upon, my crew will jump 130 00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:04,039 into action. 131 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,040 We are brave. 132 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:08,740 We are men and women born of the cold sea. 133 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:10,900 Pirates will fear us. 134 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:12,780 They will fear me. 135 00:21:14,330 --> 00:21:17,890 Captain Edward Reynolds, captain of the Speed Valiant. 136 00:21:18,990 --> 00:21:19,990 Edward. 137 00:21:20,170 --> 00:21:25,590 Excuse me. The captain has made specific orders not to be disturbed by anyone 138 00:21:25,590 --> 00:21:26,590 for anything. 139 00:21:27,090 --> 00:21:31,710 Unless we're under attack, and even then... That's quite all right, Oxford. 140 00:21:31,710 --> 00:21:32,710 speak to the commander. 141 00:21:32,950 --> 00:21:37,210 But, sir, really, it's quite necessary to complete the log. Well, once it's 142 00:21:37,210 --> 00:21:39,810 begun... That's quite all right, Oxford. You are dismissed. 143 00:21:40,890 --> 00:21:42,610 We will continue the log later. 144 00:21:43,950 --> 00:21:46,910 I suggest that you report immediately to the corrosiveness. 145 00:21:49,210 --> 00:21:50,210 Aye. 146 00:21:50,630 --> 00:21:51,630 Mike Hector. 147 00:21:58,830 --> 00:22:00,710 Oxford was right. You should not have disturbed me. 148 00:22:03,630 --> 00:22:07,610 Captain, it's my responsibility to make sure that all the ship's protocols are 149 00:22:07,610 --> 00:22:09,490 adhered to exactly and precisely. 150 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:14,040 As ship's captain, it is my responsibility to make sure that my 151 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,160 followed exactly and precisely. 152 00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:22,180 As ship's captain, it is my responsibility to make sure that the 153 00:22:22,180 --> 00:22:26,880 vessel are strictly adhered to. Edward, stop the charade. 154 00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:28,260 What's wrong? 155 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,760 I'm a fool, Jules. 156 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,280 I'm a lousy commander. 157 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,960 I can't hunt pirates. 158 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:39,820 I can't even hunt tuna. 159 00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:44,120 The crew, they hate me. What are you talking about? 160 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,780 We've been dreaming about this since we were children. 161 00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:50,500 I'm a lousy commander. We haven't seen a ship, let alone a pirate ship, in four 162 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:51,800 weeks. Four weeks! 163 00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:55,160 My father was right. 164 00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:57,760 I should have stayed on a tobacco plantation. 165 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,200 Just helped him run it. 166 00:23:00,260 --> 00:23:01,260 No. 167 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,500 You've just lost faith in yourself. 168 00:23:04,670 --> 00:23:08,550 Yes, it's true you've never set foot on a boat before you brought this vessel. 169 00:23:09,270 --> 00:23:12,450 Yes, it's true you've never been in combat with a man nor a pirate. 170 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,590 Yes, it's true you have no knowledge of the seas. 171 00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:22,610 But you have a dream, and that, my friend, is stronger than any knowledge 172 00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:24,570 experience. It's your fate. 173 00:23:27,450 --> 00:23:31,770 What if this isn't my destiny? What if this isn't my fate? 174 00:23:32,490 --> 00:23:37,630 You can what -if your whole life and die peacefully in a warm bed, or you can 175 00:23:37,630 --> 00:23:41,710 make worthy of your existence and prevent pirates from inflicting 176 00:23:41,710 --> 00:23:44,010 innocent people like our loved ones had to endure. 177 00:23:45,310 --> 00:23:46,790 Captain! Stay at home! 178 00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:48,250 Stay at home! 179 00:23:52,310 --> 00:23:55,890 Well, let's see what our fate has in store for us. 180 00:23:59,950 --> 00:24:01,050 Where's the galleon, Oxford? 181 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,700 Off the bow, my captain. Bow. 182 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:06,820 I don't see anything. 183 00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:10,540 Look, there's something floating in the water. 184 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,080 Still don't see anything. Check your deadlights, Oxford. 185 00:24:17,580 --> 00:24:19,200 There's somebody floating on the wood. 186 00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:21,900 Man overboard. 187 00:24:23,660 --> 00:24:26,180 Helmsman, bring the ship around to that debris. 188 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:27,720 Aye, come. 189 00:24:27,740 --> 00:24:28,740 Coming about. 190 00:24:48,790 --> 00:24:49,689 It's okay. 191 00:24:49,690 --> 00:24:50,690 It's okay. 192 00:24:50,850 --> 00:24:51,850 You're safe here. 193 00:24:53,050 --> 00:24:54,290 Is she all right? What happened? 194 00:24:54,830 --> 00:24:56,430 Yeah, she's a little disoriented. 195 00:24:57,190 --> 00:24:58,190 Here, my dear. 196 00:24:58,290 --> 00:25:00,490 Take this and drink it. It will help you relax. 197 00:25:00,930 --> 00:25:05,270 My name is Captain Edward Reynolds, and you're safely aboard my ship, the Sea 198 00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:06,270 Stallion. 199 00:25:06,620 --> 00:25:07,620 Are you pirates? 200 00:25:07,780 --> 00:25:11,780 Pirate? No, I. Well, we. We do work. We are pirate hunters. 201 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,540 Thank God. I certainly thought I was going to die. 202 00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:17,640 You're very much safe here. 203 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,540 That's what Manuel said, too. 204 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:20,840 Who's Manuel? 205 00:25:20,860 --> 00:25:21,860 My husband. 206 00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:23,900 Was your ship attacked by pirates? 207 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,320 Yeah. 208 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:29,540 We just got married in Spain. We were destined to know Sevilla Island. 209 00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:32,660 We're sorry. 210 00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:35,240 We were woken by pirates. 211 00:25:36,110 --> 00:25:40,290 Then the pirate captain told my husband to step forward and reveal himself, but 212 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:41,290 Manuel didn't. 213 00:25:41,370 --> 00:25:44,290 It was then when I was thrown overboard by the pirate captain. 214 00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:48,770 Do you remember his name? I think I said his name was Captain Victor. 215 00:25:49,190 --> 00:25:50,190 Signetti. 216 00:25:50,410 --> 00:25:51,410 Who is he? 217 00:25:52,190 --> 00:25:55,710 Well, he's just the personification of everything that is all evil and 218 00:25:55,710 --> 00:25:57,170 wrongdoing, that's all. 219 00:25:57,510 --> 00:25:58,650 We must find him. 220 00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:02,230 Uh, he could be halfway across the ocean by now. 221 00:26:02,430 --> 00:26:04,650 Nevertheless, we must find him. 222 00:26:05,260 --> 00:26:08,260 But first, we'll need some more supplies and information before we start our 223 00:26:08,260 --> 00:26:10,680 search. We must go towards Cabot Island. 224 00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:11,900 Where? 225 00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:16,240 The small island off the coast which harbors thieves, murderers, and pirates 226 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,240 the Caribbean. 227 00:26:18,780 --> 00:26:22,020 Uh, I have something to talk to you about. 228 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,880 Captain, can we talk in private? 229 00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:30,560 Isabella, I want you to sleep and rest assured knowing that you're safely and 230 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,500 secure right here aboard my vessel. 231 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,000 Do you think my daughter's alive? 232 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:35,760 I don't know. 233 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,480 But if he is, we will find him. 234 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:48,720 What has happened to you? I just want us to consider the danger we are about to 235 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,559 be up against. 236 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,280 Can't we start with a pirate that's a little less accomplished? 237 00:26:52,660 --> 00:26:56,380 If we defeat Victor Signetti, we will strike fear in the soul of all pirates. 238 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:57,460 Think about it, Edward. 239 00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:58,920 Think about what the world would write. 240 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,200 Really? 241 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:01,440 What would they say? 242 00:27:01,860 --> 00:27:05,060 Newspapers will read, Captain Edward Reynolds saved the world once again from 243 00:27:05,060 --> 00:27:06,060 murderous pirates. 244 00:27:06,540 --> 00:27:07,540 Is it possible? 245 00:27:07,820 --> 00:27:08,820 Oh, yeah, it's possible. 246 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,700 Really? Books will write about how handsome you are. 247 00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:14,040 Yes, I do look good in these clothes, don't I? 248 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,720 They would write about your bravery. 249 00:27:16,140 --> 00:27:19,500 Yes, I do look death right in the eye and kick him in the testicle. 250 00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:22,920 And finally, they will read about the love you have within for all creatures. 251 00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:24,620 Right on the mark. 252 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,860 I love so much, sometimes it hurts. 253 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:28,260 Oh, Edward, the women? 254 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:29,600 What? 255 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:30,840 The women. 256 00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:34,350 Oh, yeah, the women. They will run into your arms for safety and comfort. 257 00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:36,770 Yes, I do have strong arms, don't I? 258 00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:40,970 Evil doesn't stand a chance against these twin Hellfire cannons. 259 00:27:41,730 --> 00:27:43,610 So what do you say? Are you with me, my friend? 260 00:27:46,150 --> 00:27:47,150 Yes. 261 00:27:47,330 --> 00:27:48,450 Now and forever. 262 00:27:49,610 --> 00:27:51,670 Captain Edward Reynolds, Pirate Hunter. 263 00:27:54,410 --> 00:27:58,450 Faithful crew of the Sea Stallion, I am about to lead you on a perilous journey. 264 00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:02,210 into the eye of danger, a journey in which some of you or perhaps none of you 265 00:28:02,210 --> 00:28:03,390 will ever return. 266 00:28:04,010 --> 00:28:07,670 We are going to hunt down and kill the most notorious and dangerous of all 267 00:28:07,670 --> 00:28:12,550 pirates, Captain Victor Stagnetti and his pirate ship, the Devil's Rose. 268 00:28:13,490 --> 00:28:16,930 Now, I have spoken to you before about the dangers you may encounter on a 269 00:28:16,930 --> 00:28:21,130 of this nature, but this is a menace like none other. 270 00:28:21,650 --> 00:28:24,930 Woo, Oxford, I will not hold it against you if you do not join me. 271 00:28:25,350 --> 00:28:27,070 You are my friends and my friends forever. 272 00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:28,330 However... 273 00:28:28,780 --> 00:28:31,680 Those that do wish to join me, take a giant step forward now. 274 00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:46,220 Remember, you will all be well rewarded by my husband when this voyage is over. 275 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:51,880 Well done. 276 00:28:52,580 --> 00:28:55,860 Commander, set sail for Sword Scabbard Island. 277 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,179 Aye, sir! 278 00:28:57,180 --> 00:28:58,180 Crew! 279 00:28:58,379 --> 00:28:59,860 Smartly to the rigging. Aye, Captain! 280 00:29:02,860 --> 00:29:03,900 Well said, Captain. 281 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:05,320 Thank you, Commander. 282 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,240 What are we doing? 283 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,360 Selling for now. 284 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,900 But when the time comes, we do when the doing is done. 285 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,180 Crew! Full speed ahead! 286 00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:18,980 To the sword, Gabbert Island! 287 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,100 I can feel its awesome power beckoning me. 288 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:45,960 We are close, Serena. Go into town, find where the Indian resides, and then 289 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,000 report back to me. 290 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:48,680 As you wish. 291 00:29:50,820 --> 00:29:51,820 There it is. 292 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,400 The Brethren of Liars, Thieves, and Murderers. 293 00:29:55,860 --> 00:29:57,160 Storage, Scavern Island. 294 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:03,180 Helmsman, take us to the northern end of the island. I see a secluded place to 295 00:30:03,180 --> 00:30:04,039 weigh anchors. 296 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,040 Aye, Captain. 297 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,400 Commander? 298 00:30:06,590 --> 00:30:08,810 Form the crew. We'll be dropping anchor and disembarking soon. 299 00:30:09,010 --> 00:30:10,009 Aye, Captain. 300 00:30:10,010 --> 00:30:12,430 Crewsmen, prepare to drop anchor and disembark. 301 00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:13,910 We're not ready for this yet, Jules. 302 00:30:14,130 --> 00:30:15,170 I know. Isn't it exciting? 303 00:30:16,050 --> 00:30:17,290 Captain, are we there yet? 304 00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:19,830 Almost, Will. We're about ready to drop anchor. 305 00:30:20,730 --> 00:30:23,090 Good. I can get some potassium, Newton, too. 306 00:30:24,210 --> 00:30:25,210 All right. 307 00:30:25,570 --> 00:30:26,489 Now listen up. 308 00:30:26,490 --> 00:30:29,270 Jules will be searching the west and southern end of the island. I will be 309 00:30:29,270 --> 00:30:30,770 searching the northern and eastern end. 310 00:30:31,010 --> 00:30:32,050 Where I'm going, Captain? 311 00:30:33,060 --> 00:30:35,760 Woo, you'll search every place in between. We'll let you know if we find 312 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:36,760 anything. Aye, Captain. 313 00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:37,940 Can I help? 314 00:30:39,140 --> 00:30:40,180 Yes, you go with Woo. 315 00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:41,740 All right. 316 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:43,160 Now we have to remain vigilant. 317 00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:47,700 We are about to disembark into the tongue of the serpent. 318 00:31:01,420 --> 00:31:04,400 I am looking for an Incan Indian who resides here on this island. 319 00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,780 Can anyone tell me where he is? 320 00:31:09,060 --> 00:31:14,920 Well, it isn't the infamous Serena. The villainous Serena. 321 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:17,700 The murderous Serena. 322 00:31:18,860 --> 00:31:23,060 If you do not know where the Indian is, I suggest you crawl back into that 323 00:31:23,060 --> 00:31:24,100 bottle from which you came. 324 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,280 I do not wish harm to you. 325 00:31:30,890 --> 00:31:31,890 the Indian lives. 326 00:31:40,410 --> 00:31:41,410 Then tell me. 327 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:46,730 So close to death and still no answer? 328 00:31:46,950 --> 00:31:47,950 I'll tell you. 329 00:31:48,870 --> 00:31:49,970 It'll cost you. 330 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,420 The Indian lives on a mission on the west end of the island. 331 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,920 I believe he's a monk. 332 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:22,140 If what you have said is a lie, you will die a long and tortuous death. 333 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,600 I wouldn't expect anything less from you, Serena. 334 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:26,640 I don't fear death. 335 00:32:27,420 --> 00:32:30,840 In fact, I invite him here nightly to drink with me, but he always seems to 336 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:31,840 stand me up. 337 00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:35,080 I hope death finds you soon. I hope so, too. 338 00:32:55,439 --> 00:32:56,720 Right. Come. 339 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,120 God bless. 340 00:33:02,860 --> 00:33:05,940 Look at his pretty dress. 341 00:33:06,380 --> 00:33:08,300 Just for both you two, sweetheart. 342 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,200 Hey, 343 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,160 step right up. She's a galleon, my friend. 344 00:33:19,380 --> 00:33:21,240 Who offers me four doubloons for her? 345 00:33:32,270 --> 00:33:34,550 Didn't I just give you homes for the poor? 346 00:33:35,490 --> 00:33:36,490 Right then. 347 00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:38,750 There you go. 348 00:33:39,590 --> 00:33:40,590 I've met some. 349 00:33:41,290 --> 00:33:42,490 Heaven, it's sure expensive. 350 00:33:42,910 --> 00:33:43,910 If I can get there. 351 00:33:44,110 --> 00:33:46,830 It's a body like that. I don't think you'll have a problem. 352 00:33:47,490 --> 00:33:48,490 Thank you, ladies. 353 00:33:48,790 --> 00:33:49,910 Run along, monkey. 354 00:33:52,070 --> 00:33:54,630 Look at you. Aren't you a handsome boy? 355 00:33:55,350 --> 00:33:56,830 And a strong one, too. 356 00:33:57,830 --> 00:34:00,130 Careful. Those cannons might go off. 357 00:34:00,650 --> 00:34:02,010 You are so adorable. 358 00:34:02,990 --> 00:34:06,070 The name is Edwards. 359 00:34:06,630 --> 00:34:07,630 And yours? 360 00:34:09,690 --> 00:34:10,690 I'm Madeline. 361 00:34:10,870 --> 00:34:11,870 Nice to meet you. 362 00:34:12,389 --> 00:34:13,670 And this is Christina. 363 00:34:14,090 --> 00:34:17,030 Christina. She's a new addition to Pink Cannonball. 364 00:34:17,270 --> 00:34:19,489 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. 365 00:34:20,050 --> 00:34:22,530 So tell me, what is Pink Cannonball? 366 00:34:22,770 --> 00:34:24,770 Well, why don't you come with us and we'll show you? 367 00:34:26,270 --> 00:34:29,110 No, I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't. I'm looking for somebody. 368 00:34:29,630 --> 00:34:30,929 Well, we can help you look. 369 00:34:31,510 --> 00:34:33,650 We know everyone who passes through this island. 370 00:34:38,370 --> 00:34:39,969 I'm looking for a pirate. 371 00:34:40,830 --> 00:34:46,670 We know many, many pirates. Don't we, Madeline? Of course we do. But it's not 372 00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:48,210 safe to speak of pirates in the street. 373 00:34:48,550 --> 00:34:49,550 Let's go inside. 374 00:34:50,469 --> 00:34:51,730 Well, I really shouldn't. 375 00:34:51,989 --> 00:34:56,370 Yes, let's go inside and we'll tell you everything we know about pirates. 376 00:35:30,819 --> 00:35:34,500 I knew one day you would walk through those doors again back into my life. 377 00:35:34,740 --> 00:35:36,560 Marco, I'm not here to hurt you. 378 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:40,540 Oh, then I suppose you're here to pick up the broken pieces of my heart and 379 00:35:40,540 --> 00:35:42,560 bring me that scrapbook of my suffering. 380 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,080 I don't know why I'm here. My ship landed here. 381 00:35:45,740 --> 00:35:51,220 Are you still captain of HMS Dinghy Horror? Marco, why are you doing this? 382 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:56,000 I'm sorry, did I invite you to come sit down and have a drink? No, I saw you and 383 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,400 I thought that... Oh, you thought what? 384 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:01,060 I would unconditionally welcome ruin and chaos back into my life. 385 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:04,400 This isn't going to work. You know what? My life doesn't work. Ever since you 386 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,960 left me, nothing works. Stop with your false tragedy. Stop? 387 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,340 Did my eyes stop crying when you left me? 388 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:14,300 Did my stomach stop aching with the loss of your touch? Did my pain ever stop? 389 00:36:14,460 --> 00:36:18,980 No. No, Jules. It never did. So why should I stop now? What do you want? 390 00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:19,779 you want me to think? 391 00:36:19,780 --> 00:36:22,160 I'm a slut. I'm a whore. I'm a streetwalker. 392 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,980 Then I fuck every guy I encounter and I love it? 393 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,880 Not true. She's just making a point, you idiots. 394 00:36:31,220 --> 00:36:32,500 Let's put things in perspective. 395 00:36:32,820 --> 00:36:35,200 We had a few nights of decent sex. Stop being so dramatic. 396 00:36:35,780 --> 00:36:37,140 That was magnificent. 397 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,440 Yes, you were amazing. You were magnificent. 398 00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:40,800 Then why did you leave me? 399 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,620 I made a mistake, and I severely regret it. 400 00:36:43,860 --> 00:36:47,200 Yes, I left you for another man, but I did not mean to hurt you. 401 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,840 Hurt me? No. You killed me, okay? 402 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,800 I walk around this world lifeless and without love because of you. 403 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,040 Okay, Marco. 404 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,280 I'll leave you at your peace. 405 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,860 You know what? Even if you did leave me in peace, I wouldn't find it. I'm in 406 00:36:59,860 --> 00:37:02,420 pain with you here. I'll be in pain when you leave. 407 00:37:05,380 --> 00:37:10,020 Please let me be in pain watching your beautiful face. 408 00:37:10,780 --> 00:37:11,780 Sit down and have a drink. 409 00:37:12,060 --> 00:37:14,600 Can we live in this moment, in this moment alone? 410 00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:17,740 Yes. Time begins and ends here. 411 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,720 I will drink to that. 412 00:37:21,260 --> 00:37:22,260 Drink up, sweetheart. 413 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,480 Live for tonight. 414 00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:29,360 The past is but dust, and the future is but a mist in the coming winds. 415 00:37:30,260 --> 00:37:31,260 Drink up. 416 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,060 Tonight will be a living memory. 417 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:49,240 Father, forgive me, for I have sinned. 418 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,140 What are your sins, my son? 419 00:37:53,470 --> 00:37:56,310 What is this man tight and gagged? He's not your concern. 420 00:37:56,670 --> 00:37:59,390 Any man suffering within the house of God is my concern. 421 00:37:59,670 --> 00:38:03,390 I'm looking for an Indian who works and lives within these walls. 422 00:38:05,910 --> 00:38:07,130 I cannot help. 423 00:38:07,570 --> 00:38:09,410 Let me warn you before you speak. 424 00:38:09,970 --> 00:38:15,790 If you try to lie and save me, I will run the sword through your skull. 425 00:38:16,270 --> 00:38:18,930 Who are you? What the devil are you doing here? 426 00:38:19,450 --> 00:38:21,670 Don't speak the devil's name in vain. 427 00:38:22,570 --> 00:38:24,650 Why would you cause another man to harm? 428 00:38:24,930 --> 00:38:25,930 Because I can. 429 00:38:26,050 --> 00:38:31,650 Give yourself to God, and your soul will be saved. Oh, you men of the cloth are 430 00:38:31,650 --> 00:38:32,650 all the same. 431 00:38:32,770 --> 00:38:35,290 Always so concerned with souls and saving. 432 00:38:35,690 --> 00:38:37,690 I'm going to ask you one more time. 433 00:38:38,450 --> 00:38:42,150 Then I'm going to cause so much pain to your body that your soul will feel it in 434 00:38:42,150 --> 00:38:44,990 heaven. I don't fear you or death. 435 00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:46,590 Good. 436 00:38:46,990 --> 00:38:49,570 Serena, take the father and tie him to the altar. 437 00:38:50,110 --> 00:38:55,350 I think it is time that he confesses his sins to Father Victor Stagnetti. You 438 00:38:55,350 --> 00:38:57,210 are Captain Victor Stagnetti. 439 00:38:57,670 --> 00:38:59,290 God help us all. 440 00:39:00,510 --> 00:39:02,370 Be concerned with saving yourself. 441 00:39:12,910 --> 00:39:14,250 It's a bit slow tonight. 442 00:39:14,470 --> 00:39:15,428 It's awkward. 443 00:39:15,430 --> 00:39:17,770 Christina, why don't you go and get Edward some rum? 444 00:39:18,170 --> 00:39:19,170 No, I shouldn't. 445 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,540 Nonsense. A little grog won't hurt you. 446 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,880 Besides, you look tense. 447 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,560 You know, I have been under a lot of pressure lately. 448 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,140 Here you go, my dear. 449 00:39:29,580 --> 00:39:30,580 Thank you. 450 00:39:31,860 --> 00:39:32,860 It is. 451 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:41,320 Good stuff. 452 00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:43,100 I'll get you another. 453 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,400 All right. 454 00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:46,178 Come on. 455 00:39:46,180 --> 00:39:47,820 Let's go rest that gorgeous body. 456 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,380 I'm looking for a pirate. 457 00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:04,400 Pirate by the name of... Fabric. 458 00:40:04,660 --> 00:40:06,580 So soft. What is it? 459 00:40:06,780 --> 00:40:07,759 It's silk. 460 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:08,760 From India. 461 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:10,660 So smooth. 462 00:40:11,580 --> 00:40:13,580 Not as smooth as these silk lips. 463 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,960 Here. Catch it. 464 00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:22,020 Yes. That's very smooth. 465 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,280 Ah, thank you. 466 00:40:25,450 --> 00:40:27,710 There are many more delights where that came from. 467 00:40:34,070 --> 00:40:36,150 They're kissing with their tongues. 468 00:40:38,030 --> 00:40:39,030 Never mind. 469 00:40:44,970 --> 00:40:46,250 He's ours, bitch. 470 00:40:46,630 --> 00:40:49,690 Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, please. 471 00:40:50,890 --> 00:40:52,630 There'll be no fighting, not one captain. 472 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,820 Edward Reynolds is here to save the day. There'll be no bloodshed. Shed. 473 00:40:57,820 --> 00:41:00,160 Bloodshed. What was I talking about? 474 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,040 You were just saying that you wanted to take Christina and I to your bedroom. 475 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,280 Was I? 476 00:41:04,740 --> 00:41:05,740 Don't remember that. 477 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,860 Yeah, let's go talk about this someplace more comfortable. 478 00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:11,740 And don't even think of following us. 479 00:41:14,780 --> 00:41:21,560 The pirate's name I'm looking for is, uh... is, uh... Let us talk of this 480 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:22,560 pirate later. 481 00:41:23,810 --> 00:41:27,190 Yes. Let's talk of dreams and fantasies. 482 00:41:27,750 --> 00:41:28,750 What do you mean? 483 00:41:29,030 --> 00:41:30,250 Every man has dreams. 484 00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:36,510 I dreamed the other night that my cuck was a giant, dry, massive Spanish 485 00:41:36,510 --> 00:41:40,450 galleon. No. What have you always dreamed of becoming? 486 00:41:41,030 --> 00:41:43,290 I want to be the greatest pirate hunter the world has ever known. 487 00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:45,370 Your wish is our command. 488 00:41:47,350 --> 00:41:52,980 Now, Captain Edward, close your eyes and imagine that the Spanish... is your 489 00:41:52,980 --> 00:41:53,980 warship. 490 00:41:54,700 --> 00:41:57,400 You're floating on an open sea of treachery. 491 00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:00,400 It is night, and you are sleeping. 492 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:06,920 A pirate hunter's eyes are always open, always awake, always vigilant, ready to 493 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,520 do battle at a moment's notice. 494 00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:11,860 Details. There's always details with these men. 495 00:42:12,340 --> 00:42:16,300 Through the darkness, through the blinding snow, through the fog. 496 00:42:16,620 --> 00:42:19,600 A pirate hunter will relentlessly hunt his prey. 497 00:42:20,620 --> 00:42:23,220 Nothing will stop him and nothing will stop me. 498 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:25,620 Pirates, attack. 499 00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:31,060 Now, Captain Edward, it's time to taste some sweet pirate wine. 500 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:34,880 You have wine? 501 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,400 Oh, wine. I get it. 502 00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:44,260 His sword is so massive. 503 00:42:44,740 --> 00:42:48,060 Show him that we do not fear his weapons. 504 00:42:48,970 --> 00:42:50,030 Aye, aye, Captain. 505 00:46:44,140 --> 00:46:45,920 I want to taste your massive sword. 506 00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:27,400 I'm the greatest pirate hunter in the world. You're the greatest pirate hunter 507 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,400 in the world! 508 00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:31,340 I 509 00:48:31,340 --> 00:48:41,780 am 510 00:48:41,780 --> 00:48:42,820 the greatest pirate... 511 00:49:33,270 --> 00:49:34,270 Oh, fuck. 512 00:49:36,150 --> 00:49:37,150 Oh, 513 00:49:37,530 --> 00:49:40,070 yes. Yes. 514 00:49:43,970 --> 00:49:44,970 Oh, 515 00:49:46,170 --> 00:49:51,490 my God. 516 00:49:51,810 --> 00:49:52,810 That's fucking hot. 517 00:49:52,950 --> 00:49:53,950 That's fucking hot. 518 00:49:54,130 --> 00:49:55,130 Do it again. 519 00:49:55,170 --> 00:49:56,170 Do it again. 520 00:49:56,510 --> 00:49:58,690 Oh, fuck. All the way. Come on. Come on. 521 00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:32,600 Yes. Yes. 522 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:38,260 Come on. 523 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:39,980 All the way. 524 00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:41,240 All the way. 525 00:50:43,140 --> 00:50:44,140 Yes. 526 00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:03,440 Oh my god. 527 00:51:05,180 --> 00:51:06,180 Yeah. 528 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:23,980 That's my girl. Yes. 529 00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:40,860 Great sex, drinking, meeting the world's most feared pirate. 530 00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:42,520 Who would that be? 531 00:53:43,540 --> 00:53:47,540 Captain Victor Stignetti's first mate, Serena. You met Victor Stignetti? 532 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:51,920 No, I met his first mate. We traded wits and she almost killed me. 533 00:53:52,540 --> 00:53:53,620 What's she doing here? 534 00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:57,560 I don't know. She was looking for some Indian that was in the mission on the 535 00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:58,519 west end of town. 536 00:53:58,520 --> 00:53:59,920 Did you see where she was going? 537 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:01,280 No. 538 00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:02,320 Why do you care? 539 00:54:02,620 --> 00:54:04,220 I just care about pirates. 540 00:54:15,180 --> 00:54:16,180 Okay. Well? 541 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,040 What do you want me to say? 542 00:54:18,900 --> 00:54:19,900 Nothing. 543 00:54:19,980 --> 00:54:20,980 Nothing? Nothing. 544 00:54:21,220 --> 00:54:22,420 That's obviously something, Marco. 545 00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:25,260 You know what would it kill you to say that you love me too? What happened to 546 00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:28,860 yesterday is best and tomorrow is missed? Well, tomorrow's here and it 547 00:54:28,860 --> 00:54:30,320 love me very much. Marco. 548 00:54:30,820 --> 00:54:35,740 You know what, Jules? Just leave me. Go be a horse somewhere else. That's it. 549 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:37,800 Wait, what are you doing? 550 00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:40,500 It's clear. I've tried to enjoy this night with you. 551 00:54:40,890 --> 00:54:43,650 And it's clear that that's not going to happen. Jules, no, please don't go. 552 00:54:43,770 --> 00:54:44,950 Don't say a word. 553 00:54:45,650 --> 00:54:49,170 Okay, all right, listen. Maybe I overreacted. Maybe I was a little too 554 00:54:49,350 --> 00:54:52,230 I mean, my mother always thought that I would be a great actor. 555 00:54:52,550 --> 00:54:55,370 Well, maybe she'll make believe that I'm staying so you won't be lonely. No, 556 00:54:55,370 --> 00:54:58,070 Jules, where are you going? No, I can't risk losing you again. 557 00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:28,040 The pleasure was all ours. 558 00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:29,580 Here's your coffee, darling. 559 00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:30,920 Thank you, my dear. 560 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:33,320 Go away. 561 00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:34,880 He's done. 562 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:38,320 I must say that I'm a little nervous in your presence. 563 00:55:38,860 --> 00:55:41,200 Christina and Madeline told me that you were a pirate hunter. 564 00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:44,740 I've always wanted to meet a real pirate hunter. 565 00:55:45,380 --> 00:55:46,380 I'm just a man. 566 00:55:47,380 --> 00:55:49,540 A great man, but just a man. 567 00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:50,820 You look so strong. 568 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,800 No pirate could withstand your brute force. 569 00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:56,260 Well, it's not my... 570 00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:59,680 mighty Thunud has defeated so many, many pirates. 571 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:04,620 It's my knowledge of the sea which has guided me so gleefully. 572 00:56:05,420 --> 00:56:09,160 You're not only beautiful, but your words are poetry. 573 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:13,260 It's so hard being so smart, so intelligent. 574 00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:16,300 Sometimes people don't understand what I'm saying. 575 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:21,740 Captain Victor Stagnetti wouldn't stand a chance against your superior wit. 576 00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,860 So you've heard of Captain Victor Stagnetti. 577 00:56:25,460 --> 00:56:26,780 Yeah, of course. 578 00:56:27,460 --> 00:56:28,460 Everyone has. 579 00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,280 In fact, he's here in town as we speak. 580 00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:32,680 Victor, here? 581 00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:35,820 Where? A few of his men just left to go to Blackbrew. 582 00:56:36,460 --> 00:56:38,160 Blackbrew? Where is that? 583 00:56:38,460 --> 00:56:40,080 It's two blocks down on your left. 584 00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:41,280 What are you going to do there? 585 00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,380 What I was born to do. 586 00:56:44,140 --> 00:56:46,960 I'm going to hunt and kill pirates. 587 00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:48,480 You're so noble. 588 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,000 Kiss me. 589 00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:53,360 I must depart. 590 00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:56,370 I'll go with you. 591 00:56:56,390 --> 00:56:57,830 We'll fight Victor together. 592 00:56:58,510 --> 00:56:59,510 No. 593 00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:03,150 This is something I need to do all alone. 594 00:57:03,770 --> 00:57:04,770 No, please. 595 00:57:04,870 --> 00:57:10,050 I can't stand the smell here anymore. I can't even remove that disgusting scent 596 00:57:10,050 --> 00:57:12,030 of those pirates from my body. 597 00:57:12,470 --> 00:57:15,230 Please, take me with you. I must go. 598 00:57:16,750 --> 00:57:21,810 But when I come back, I will make sure that those nasty, dirty pirates never 599 00:57:21,810 --> 00:57:22,810 touch you again. 600 00:57:23,630 --> 00:57:24,630 Edward. 601 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,040 love you. 602 00:57:27,820 --> 00:57:28,820 You must go. 603 00:57:29,420 --> 00:57:34,480 No, I need you. Come on, girl, let's go. 604 00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:36,620 You've got work to do. 605 00:57:36,900 --> 00:57:39,000 No, I never want to work here again. 606 00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:40,780 I found my true love. 607 00:57:41,100 --> 00:57:42,300 Let go of me, you bitch. 608 00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:44,400 Run, Edward, run. 609 00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:47,540 I'll be with you soon, my love. 610 00:57:49,580 --> 00:57:51,840 Your tolerance for pain is remarkable. 611 00:57:52,180 --> 00:57:54,300 Why won't you tell me where the Indian lives? 612 00:57:54,780 --> 00:57:56,120 I'm not going to hurt him. 613 00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:57,940 I made him promise. 614 00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:00,560 It's only a matter of time. I will find him anyway. 615 00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:03,280 Why are you doing this to me? 616 00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:04,680 Because it's so wrong. 617 00:58:05,140 --> 00:58:07,660 In so many ways, that's what makes it so pleasurable. 618 00:58:09,620 --> 00:58:12,820 Serena, wipe the blood from his lips. I want to hear his suffering clearly. 619 00:58:22,540 --> 00:58:23,540 My child. 620 00:58:23,870 --> 00:58:25,110 Give him this wretched pond. 621 00:58:25,550 --> 00:58:26,670 God will help you. 622 00:58:29,530 --> 00:58:30,530 Too late. 623 00:58:30,750 --> 00:58:32,450 Let God be the judge of this. 624 00:58:34,750 --> 00:58:36,330 I'm glad you mentioned that. 625 00:58:38,370 --> 00:58:39,370 Leave him alone. 626 00:58:39,590 --> 00:58:40,590 Good timing. 627 00:58:40,810 --> 00:58:42,330 I didn't want you to miss this. 628 00:58:42,750 --> 00:58:43,750 No! 629 00:58:47,010 --> 00:58:49,210 Why? Why did you do that? 630 00:58:50,450 --> 00:58:51,670 I'm sorry, old friend. 631 00:58:52,970 --> 00:58:57,150 You have ran around the world trying to escape me. And look at what horror it 632 00:58:57,150 --> 00:59:00,510 has brought upon this man. I have the descendant and the knife, and it is your 633 00:59:00,510 --> 00:59:02,390 birthright to show me what I want to see. 634 00:59:06,590 --> 00:59:07,590 Follow me. 635 00:59:08,310 --> 00:59:09,890 Serena, hide the priest's body. 636 00:59:10,310 --> 00:59:11,310 Keep watch. 637 00:59:20,780 --> 00:59:22,680 When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a sorcerer. 638 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:27,680 A sorcerer? Why a sorcerer? What do you mean? Why not a sorcerer? 639 00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:29,340 Yeah, I don't know about that one. 640 00:59:29,660 --> 00:59:32,860 The captain will certainly be satisfied with her. 641 00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:37,420 My mother taught me the Sith how to make black power. 642 00:59:38,180 --> 00:59:40,220 Someday I will learn to be a sorcerer. 643 00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:42,700 And maybe I can see my father again. 644 00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,120 How about you? 645 00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:45,520 What do you want to be? 646 00:59:46,780 --> 00:59:47,780 Bella! 647 00:59:48,820 --> 00:59:50,180 Dismela, where are you? 648 00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:01,980 Where is the tiger of Atahualpa? 649 01:00:12,620 --> 01:00:17,200 If you fail, you will drown in the blood of the innocent. 650 01:00:18,220 --> 01:00:23,700 You do realize that if he is not the true descendant, he will die, and we 651 01:00:23,700 --> 01:00:25,540 all drown in the blood of the innocent. 652 01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:27,200 Proceed. 653 01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:15,000 Is he still alive? 654 01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:27,020 Untie him and gather the stones. 655 01:01:43,060 --> 01:01:44,340 Stop right there! 656 01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:08,220 I've killed many men. 657 01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:12,680 They've seven out married and ten are fathers. 658 01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:14,020 That's not all. 659 01:02:14,420 --> 01:02:15,420 Go on. 660 01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:18,100 I've had premarital sex with men and women. 661 01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:22,080 Participated in many lustful orgies. 662 01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:23,600 Really? What? 663 01:02:24,500 --> 01:02:25,500 Continue. 664 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,700 I've aided in the killing of a priest. 665 01:02:30,060 --> 01:02:32,060 I don't want this life anymore. 666 01:02:33,940 --> 01:02:35,620 I want all this death. 667 01:02:39,150 --> 01:02:40,870 Stop. Do you hear me, brother? 668 01:02:43,850 --> 01:02:44,850 Brother? 669 01:02:53,830 --> 01:02:55,370 Serena, what are you doing? 670 01:02:56,250 --> 01:02:57,550 I thought I heard something. 671 01:02:57,910 --> 01:02:59,010 Our work is done here. 672 01:03:00,250 --> 01:03:02,310 Wasn't that a lovely sermon the father gave? 673 01:03:02,570 --> 01:03:04,870 We'll have to come again next time, won't we? 674 01:03:06,780 --> 01:03:10,000 Serena, perhaps you participate in communion next time. 675 01:03:10,820 --> 01:03:13,680 Oh well, let's get off this stagnant island. 676 01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:34,440 I don't have any more money for you. Edward! Jules! 677 01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:36,690 Jules, I got some exciting news for you. No, I have to tell you something about 678 01:03:36,690 --> 01:03:38,810 Victor Stagnetti. I have something to tell you. I didn't know. 679 01:03:39,010 --> 01:03:41,090 Me first. Me first. 680 01:03:41,450 --> 01:03:44,790 Okay, so I go to the pink cannonball. And first, I walk through the door. 681 01:03:45,070 --> 01:03:47,630 And the furniture doesn't really match the decorum. Edward. Edward. 682 01:03:48,190 --> 01:03:49,450 Edward. Yes. 683 01:03:49,810 --> 01:03:54,030 Anyway, through some creative intellect and through a little bit of research, I 684 01:03:54,030 --> 01:03:58,090 have discovered that right now, as we speak, on this island, Victor Stagnetti 685 01:03:58,090 --> 01:03:59,250 here as we breathe. 686 01:03:59,790 --> 01:04:00,790 Why are you wearing this robe? 687 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,600 What did I tell you? She's a whore to the bone. 688 01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:07,420 The witch's crotch ain't even dry yet. 689 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,560 The harpy's got her talons in another swabby. 690 01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:13,860 Who are you? Shut your mouth, landlubber. 691 01:04:14,980 --> 01:04:17,160 Marcus, why are you doing this? Is this your new victim? 692 01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:20,080 No, I've known him since I was a child. He is my captain. 693 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:22,819 What's that? 694 01:04:22,820 --> 01:04:24,500 I'll tell you what that is. 695 01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:29,020 Captain is a sexual pet name she has for him. That's what it means. 696 01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:30,500 Sea witch. 697 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,500 I loved you so much. I wish you didn't even exist. 698 01:04:33,780 --> 01:04:36,580 And when you act like this, I wish you didn't exist. Shut your mouth. 699 01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:39,120 Don't worry, matey. She won't be hurting any more men. 700 01:04:39,460 --> 01:04:42,820 Then what does that mean? What that means is I'm not going to allow you to 701 01:04:42,820 --> 01:04:43,819 another man. 702 01:04:43,820 --> 01:04:45,340 This is all one big misunderstanding. 703 01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:46,920 Silence! 704 01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:50,080 We're both going to die. 705 01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:51,300 What? 706 01:05:10,730 --> 01:05:14,350 If we don't put up a good show, they will. Just relax and enjoy yourself. 707 01:05:14,990 --> 01:05:17,230 Look, me hearties. Look what I have captured. 708 01:05:18,850 --> 01:05:22,250 What should I do with her? Take her as a lamb, though. 709 01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:40,400 from these garments that hide your beauty? 710 01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:44,300 Is this what you want to see? 711 01:05:45,060 --> 01:05:48,340 I'm going to kill you when I get free! 712 01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:54,520 I'm going to give you the pleasure of calling you a whore! 713 01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:57,500 So you want to be difficult? 714 01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:00,860 Well, I'll show you what we do if you're blind. 715 01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:04,740 If anyone of you touch me, I will cut your hands off or whatever part of your 716 01:06:04,740 --> 01:06:05,740 body touches me! 717 01:12:02,990 --> 01:12:03,990 It's your... 718 01:12:57,040 --> 01:13:01,880 Yeah, but maybe she could turn over a new leaf. I mean... Maybe if she and I 719 01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:06,840 spent some time together, maybe... Maybe we could, like, get it back to the way 720 01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:07,679 it was before. 721 01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:10,920 Maybe my balls could turn into breasts. Don't be foolish. 722 01:13:11,580 --> 01:13:13,440 She's incapable of loving anyone. 723 01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:18,400 I don't know what to do. 724 01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:24,400 Marco, look at me. You're a great white shark, matey. 725 01:13:24,750 --> 01:13:26,650 With huge daggers for teeth. 726 01:13:27,010 --> 01:13:30,390 And you're swimming around in the oceans and seas of this world. 727 01:13:30,690 --> 01:13:33,690 And out there in front of you, there's nothing but tender vittles. 728 01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:37,670 Dolphins, tuna, their sweet little bodies. 729 01:13:38,090 --> 01:13:43,370 And all you got to do is take a bite of those big dagger teeth. 730 01:13:43,710 --> 01:13:45,270 Your Spanish gold, matey. 731 01:13:45,530 --> 01:13:46,610 Spanish gold. 732 01:13:47,070 --> 01:13:48,250 The blooms. 733 01:13:48,810 --> 01:13:52,790 You're telling me you don't know what to do with these big dagger teeth? 734 01:13:55,340 --> 01:13:56,340 You're right. 735 01:13:56,980 --> 01:13:59,760 I'm gold. I'm Spanish gold. 736 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,000 You're a shark. 737 01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:02,040 I'm a shark. 738 01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:08,160 Let's burn this place down and hit with them dolphins, matey. 739 01:14:08,380 --> 01:14:09,780 Yeah. Yeah. 740 01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:15,300 Nice work, Jules. 741 01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:16,520 It's not my fault. 742 01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:17,800 I thought you were a virgin. 743 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:19,600 Edward, do you smell something? 744 01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:21,120 What? 745 01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:23,340 Something's burning. Yeah. 746 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,940 Yeah, it's probably your pussy from all the action you've been getting. Will you 747 01:14:25,940 --> 01:14:28,380 shut up and think? How are we going to get out of here? 748 01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:30,540 What do we do now, Jules? 749 01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:31,880 Oh, no. Edward? 750 01:14:32,940 --> 01:14:33,940 What was your news? 751 01:14:34,220 --> 01:14:36,920 I found out about Victor, and I know where he's going. 752 01:14:37,780 --> 01:14:40,100 Where? What was your news about Victor? 753 01:14:42,300 --> 01:14:43,400 You're absolutely right, Jules. 754 01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:45,900 Something definitely is burning. 755 01:14:46,380 --> 01:14:47,660 I don't think it's your crotch. 756 01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:52,820 Oh, no. I think matters may have just gotten worse. 757 01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:02,040 Excuse me, sir. I'd like to see a pretty lady carried by two men. 758 01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:05,300 There's always a pretty lady being carried around by two men. 759 01:15:05,540 --> 01:15:07,200 It wouldn't be a normal day if it wasn't. 760 01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:11,900 Chief Borris just took a young lady down to the cellar. Thank you, sir. 761 01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:16,060 I wouldn't go down there if I was you. 762 01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:18,480 Edward, my love. 763 01:15:18,620 --> 01:15:20,900 Angelina, just in time. Untie us. No. 764 01:15:21,140 --> 01:15:22,300 No? Yes. 765 01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:26,560 No. What do you mean, no? Are we just going to let us die in here? 766 01:15:26,860 --> 01:15:29,980 Maybe. Please, untie us. This place is about to collapse. 767 01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:33,060 Edward has to prove that he loves me. How? 768 01:15:33,660 --> 01:15:34,660 Make love to me. 769 01:15:35,020 --> 01:15:36,100 Here and now. 770 01:15:36,340 --> 01:15:38,140 Just here and now? You don't want to go someplace safe? 771 01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:41,420 No. It must be now. We could all die in here. 772 01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:44,740 I would rather die than not to have your love inside of me. 773 01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:46,920 Edward, fuck her now. 774 01:15:47,420 --> 01:15:49,700 Okay. Okay. Okay. Do it. 775 01:15:50,540 --> 01:15:51,560 Better satisfying. 776 01:16:16,300 --> 01:16:17,300 Thank you. 777 01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:02,960 Amen. 778 01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:57,520 Hmm. 779 01:22:06,470 --> 01:22:07,510 Can we untie her and go? 780 01:22:09,650 --> 01:22:12,230 Thank you, ladies. That was quite lovely. 781 01:22:14,310 --> 01:22:18,590 I'm sorry we grabbed you like that, but our other dancer didn't show up. 782 01:22:19,070 --> 01:22:21,210 How can we pay you for your service room? 783 01:22:21,670 --> 01:22:23,490 Well, I can use the potassium nitrate. 784 01:22:23,750 --> 01:22:25,870 Potassium nitrate? What does the woman need that for? 785 01:22:26,330 --> 01:22:28,070 I have a rat problem in my house. 786 01:22:28,330 --> 01:22:31,930 Well, then you are in luck. This is a supply room for black powder. 787 01:22:32,210 --> 01:22:33,430 Take as much as you like. 788 01:22:34,070 --> 01:22:35,490 I'm a serenity. Well, thank you. 789 01:22:36,430 --> 01:22:37,570 You're the best partner I've ever had. 790 01:22:38,070 --> 01:22:39,230 Have you ever been with a woman? 791 01:22:39,770 --> 01:22:40,770 Actually, no. 792 01:22:42,090 --> 01:22:44,810 Have some grog, my friend. 793 01:22:48,570 --> 01:22:50,690 But I want to live the life of a pirate hunter. 794 01:22:52,210 --> 01:22:54,210 There's not a life for delicate flowers such as yourself. 795 01:22:54,870 --> 01:22:55,870 But... No but. 796 01:22:56,070 --> 01:22:59,650 One day I promise I'll return to the pink cannonball. You promise with all 797 01:22:59,650 --> 01:23:00,650 heart? Yeah. 798 01:23:01,230 --> 01:23:02,230 The whole thing. 799 01:23:02,330 --> 01:23:03,330 Bye -bye. 800 01:23:06,060 --> 01:23:06,999 She's insane. 801 01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:08,180 Yeah, I know. 802 01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:28,980 Serena, you disappoint me. 803 01:23:29,820 --> 01:23:30,820 What do you mean? 804 01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:33,440 Are you losing your cruelty? 805 01:23:34,150 --> 01:23:35,430 Becoming more compassionate? 806 01:23:36,510 --> 01:23:37,510 No, Victor. 807 01:23:37,710 --> 01:23:38,710 Good. 808 01:23:38,930 --> 01:23:40,550 Otherwise, I would have no use for you. 809 01:23:42,110 --> 01:23:43,110 Helmsman, way anchor. 810 01:23:43,910 --> 01:23:46,350 Prepare to sail southwest until next morning. 811 01:23:46,710 --> 01:23:47,710 Aye, aye, sir. 812 01:23:51,390 --> 01:23:52,630 This is where we're going. 813 01:23:53,030 --> 01:23:54,009 Calvary's island. 814 01:23:54,010 --> 01:23:55,790 No one have ever come back from there alive. 815 01:23:57,330 --> 01:23:59,310 You couldn't say that, but somebody had. 816 01:23:59,550 --> 01:24:00,550 Good point, Edward. 817 01:24:01,010 --> 01:24:02,010 Thank you, Will. 818 01:24:23,180 --> 01:24:25,700 Well, there's the vicious lady I remember. 819 01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:30,660 Don't ever second guess me. I think it's compassion, and I don't trust a 820 01:24:30,660 --> 01:24:34,340 compassionate pirate. You question me after the blood I've spilt for you? 821 01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:37,180 Vigilance is what kept me alive until now, isn't it? 822 01:24:37,900 --> 01:24:39,280 Not vigilant enough. 823 01:24:39,720 --> 01:24:40,740 I guess not. 824 01:24:41,480 --> 01:24:44,680 I've sensed a certain weakness within you as well, Victor. 825 01:24:45,020 --> 01:24:46,740 And what is that, my dear? 826 01:24:49,550 --> 01:24:53,410 You have become so obsessed with your personal quest that you have forgotten 827 01:24:53,410 --> 01:24:54,750 man's most basic desire. 828 01:24:55,830 --> 01:24:56,830 Lust. 829 01:24:57,170 --> 01:24:59,910 And without that, you are nothing. 830 01:25:00,490 --> 01:25:01,970 You're not even a man. 831 01:25:02,290 --> 01:25:04,030 And what do you know of desire? 832 01:25:04,330 --> 01:25:06,090 I desire two things. 833 01:25:06,450 --> 01:25:08,290 Man's blood upon my blade. 834 01:25:08,570 --> 01:25:09,570 And this. 835 01:25:09,790 --> 01:25:11,890 What are you going to do, Serena? 836 01:25:12,790 --> 01:25:14,510 It's not what I'm going to do. 837 01:25:16,430 --> 01:25:17,850 It's what you're going to do. 838 01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:22,580 Now lick it. 839 01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:27,040 And if I don't? Then I will slit your throat and celebrate my new position as 840 01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:29,320 captain of the Devil's Rose by drinking the water. 841 01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:33,760 Lick it. 842 01:25:36,340 --> 01:25:37,420 That's my girl. 843 01:29:07,080 --> 01:29:08,080 you have me 844 01:30:37,540 --> 01:30:40,440 Don't ever second -guess this bitch again. 845 01:30:52,980 --> 01:30:55,880 I love him so much, and now he's just gone. 846 01:30:56,700 --> 01:31:01,940 Isabella, if he is alive, I promise we will find him. Even if we do find him, 847 01:31:02,020 --> 01:31:03,420 he's just not going to love me anymore. 848 01:31:03,720 --> 01:31:04,720 What do you mean? 849 01:31:04,860 --> 01:31:06,640 I broke my vow to be faithful to him. 850 01:31:07,260 --> 01:31:09,720 You were married seven days. Who did you sleep with? 851 01:31:10,980 --> 01:31:13,340 Don't tell me you slept with Wu Chao. No, no, no. 852 01:31:14,280 --> 01:31:16,020 I was captured by pirates. 853 01:31:17,440 --> 01:31:21,660 Some pirates were throwing a bachelor party for the captain, and they only had 854 01:31:21,660 --> 01:31:22,820 one girl to put on a show. 855 01:31:23,780 --> 01:31:26,380 So they captured me, and I was the other girl. 856 01:31:26,880 --> 01:31:29,340 They forced you to sleep with her? I don't understand. 857 01:31:29,760 --> 01:31:30,760 Not really. 858 01:31:31,340 --> 01:31:32,960 At the beginning, I resisted. 859 01:31:34,020 --> 01:31:36,520 But then I just... You enjoyed it. 860 01:31:36,890 --> 01:31:40,130 I really enjoyed it. You didn't do anything that horrible. 861 01:31:40,510 --> 01:31:43,170 Besides, most men like women sleeping with other women. 862 01:31:43,490 --> 01:31:49,270 Really? Absolutely. They encourage it. Maybe Manuel will, too. I love Manuel so 863 01:31:49,270 --> 01:31:52,090 much, and I just can't see myself being with another man. 864 01:31:52,330 --> 01:31:55,390 But just something about her is just so different. 865 01:31:55,730 --> 01:31:58,190 A woman knows how a woman wants to be touched. 866 01:31:58,650 --> 01:32:00,450 I like being touched by women, too. 867 01:32:00,710 --> 01:32:01,629 You do? 868 01:32:01,630 --> 01:32:02,630 Yes. 869 01:32:05,610 --> 01:32:09,210 feel like I'm with you I don't know that 870 01:32:36,530 --> 01:32:37,810 Fuck yeah. 871 01:32:39,410 --> 01:32:40,550 Whack me harder. 872 01:32:40,850 --> 01:32:42,210 Yeah? Yeah. 873 01:32:42,450 --> 01:32:48,510 Fuck yeah. 874 01:32:51,070 --> 01:32:52,070 Fuck yeah. 875 01:32:52,330 --> 01:32:54,830 Fuck yeah. 876 01:32:57,370 --> 01:32:59,070 Now lick it. 877 01:33:00,690 --> 01:33:01,690 Yeah. 878 01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:11,380 You're the baby. 879 01:33:11,740 --> 01:33:17,160 You're the baby. 880 01:33:37,770 --> 01:33:38,770 Oh my God. 881 01:36:10,870 --> 01:36:12,270 Yeah. 882 01:36:13,010 --> 01:36:14,370 Yeah. 883 01:36:16,610 --> 01:36:17,610 Yeah. 884 01:36:18,250 --> 01:36:19,650 Yeah. 885 01:37:12,010 --> 01:37:16,790 A lucky pirate captain I am to have such beauty and lethality at my command. 886 01:37:17,250 --> 01:37:20,990 I am blessed by the demons of the sea that you are not hunting little old me. 887 01:37:21,390 --> 01:37:24,250 I am your first mate. You are my captain. 888 01:37:25,390 --> 01:37:27,210 Until death do us part. 889 01:37:48,900 --> 01:37:49,900 You're all done, Jules. 890 01:37:50,180 --> 01:37:51,180 I'm fine. 891 01:37:51,320 --> 01:37:53,600 That's an order, Commander. You're relieved of duty. Go to bed. 892 01:37:56,020 --> 01:37:57,140 You can't kill him tonight. 893 01:38:02,320 --> 01:38:04,320 Besides, I need you strong when the time comes. 894 01:38:04,560 --> 01:38:07,500 I never thought such talismans could be found within a man. 895 01:38:07,820 --> 01:38:08,920 It'll all be over soon. 896 01:38:09,680 --> 01:38:10,680 Trust me. 897 01:38:12,840 --> 01:38:13,840 Please. 898 01:38:35,440 --> 01:38:36,440 What happened here? 899 01:38:36,540 --> 01:38:37,640 What are all these ships? 900 01:38:37,900 --> 01:38:42,180 These are the ships of those who have failed in the task which I am about to 901 01:38:42,180 --> 01:38:43,180 triumph upon. 902 01:38:44,460 --> 01:38:45,460 Look. 903 01:38:45,640 --> 01:38:47,180 Can you see her in the distance? 904 01:38:48,240 --> 01:38:49,240 Calaveras Island. 905 01:38:51,160 --> 01:38:52,160 Serena, get Manuel. 906 01:38:56,860 --> 01:38:57,860 Where are we? 907 01:38:58,060 --> 01:38:59,340 Are all the ships dead? 908 01:38:59,700 --> 01:39:02,220 We're close to Calaveras Island. It should be straight ahead. 909 01:39:02,440 --> 01:39:03,440 I can feel death. 910 01:39:04,300 --> 01:39:05,300 permeating my very skin. 911 01:39:06,700 --> 01:39:07,880 I can feel it, too. 912 01:39:08,800 --> 01:39:09,800 Hold me, Wu. 913 01:39:10,100 --> 01:39:10,999 Get away. 914 01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:13,500 Hold yourself. Knock it off, both of you. The only thing you have to worry 915 01:39:13,500 --> 01:39:15,800 permeating your skin is Victor's blade. Now, it could be anywhere. 916 01:39:16,080 --> 01:39:17,120 There it is. Devil's Rose. 917 01:39:19,580 --> 01:39:20,600 Everyone remains calm. 918 01:39:20,860 --> 01:39:22,480 Looks like he's anchoring on the west end of the island. 919 01:39:22,760 --> 01:39:23,760 Let me see. 920 01:39:24,900 --> 01:39:28,140 I don't think he's spotted us. Nevertheless, we'll have to assume that 921 01:39:28,560 --> 01:39:30,780 Helmsman, take us to the east end of the island, quietly. 922 01:39:31,300 --> 01:39:33,160 Isabella, Oxford, arm yourself. 923 01:39:33,930 --> 01:39:37,690 We're going to Calvarius Island. This could be dangerous and it could be a 924 01:39:42,890 --> 01:39:44,490 Oxford! Yes, my captain. 925 01:39:44,930 --> 01:39:45,990 Oxford, you stay with the boat. 926 01:39:46,230 --> 01:39:47,148 Aye, my captain. 927 01:39:47,150 --> 01:39:49,250 Listen, you've got to remain absolutely quiet. 928 01:39:49,490 --> 01:39:52,170 We don't want to make any noise. We want to alert Victor or his men the fact 929 01:39:52,170 --> 01:39:53,170 that we're here, okay? 930 01:39:53,270 --> 01:39:54,108 Aye, captain. 931 01:39:54,110 --> 01:39:55,150 All right, let's go. 932 01:39:55,350 --> 01:39:56,350 Stay with me. 933 01:39:56,510 --> 01:39:57,510 Stay close. 934 01:40:25,610 --> 01:40:29,970 Once we are inside, do not touch anything. Stay behind me. 935 01:40:38,850 --> 01:40:40,250 Stop. Wait. 936 01:40:41,530 --> 01:40:42,630 This looks like a trap. 937 01:40:42,990 --> 01:40:43,990 Stand back. 938 01:40:56,780 --> 01:40:58,700 Let's learn let's go 939 01:40:58,700 --> 01:41:09,180 Look 940 01:41:09,180 --> 01:41:10,480 there's a light up 941 01:41:25,800 --> 01:41:26,800 This is it. 942 01:41:36,480 --> 01:41:37,379 Are you sure? 943 01:41:37,380 --> 01:41:38,680 Are you sure you don't want Scott around first? 944 01:41:38,900 --> 01:41:40,300 No. This is the image I saw. 945 01:41:45,920 --> 01:41:46,920 Okay. 946 01:41:48,040 --> 01:41:49,040 Follow me. 947 01:41:49,780 --> 01:41:52,860 But stay close. Who knows what dangers may lurk within the dark abyss. 948 01:42:07,720 --> 01:42:14,340 there you are my ancient friend it's so beautiful it'll be even more beautiful 949 01:42:14,340 --> 01:42:15,620 once it's in my hand 950 01:42:47,210 --> 01:42:50,450 This place is eerie. It just feels like death and shadowness. 951 01:42:51,030 --> 01:42:52,030 I agree. 952 01:42:52,410 --> 01:42:53,770 This is not a heavy cave. 953 01:42:54,790 --> 01:42:56,770 I don't know. I just feel like we should have brought more men. 954 01:42:57,010 --> 01:42:58,090 What? More men? 955 01:42:58,390 --> 01:42:59,450 We don't need more men. 956 01:42:59,670 --> 01:43:01,410 My body is a battalion of destruction. 957 01:43:01,850 --> 01:43:02,850 Anyone who dares. 958 01:43:02,890 --> 01:43:03,890 What was that? 959 01:43:04,050 --> 01:43:05,790 Relax. I just stepped on a rock. 960 01:43:07,590 --> 01:43:09,270 It's okay. I was just testing your reflexes. 961 01:43:10,250 --> 01:43:11,250 Let's keep moving. 962 01:43:13,740 --> 01:43:19,560 Your ancestors saved Prince Atahualpa from the Conquistador, and your family 963 01:43:19,560 --> 01:43:24,180 bestowed the honor of guardian of the Scepter of Inca. Only a true blood 964 01:43:24,180 --> 01:43:27,800 descendant of the original guardian can retrieve the Scepter. 965 01:43:28,200 --> 01:43:29,200 You. 966 01:43:29,860 --> 01:43:31,620 So, here we are. 967 01:43:32,480 --> 01:43:36,880 Now give me the Scepter, so I can show the world who is king. 968 01:44:14,030 --> 01:44:15,030 Isabella, you're alive. 969 01:44:15,210 --> 01:44:16,290 No, don't hurt him. 970 01:44:16,650 --> 01:44:20,810 I can play like you and release him or I'll kill you for it. Do it. 971 01:44:21,230 --> 01:44:23,890 I'd be glad to rid me of her scurvy vagina. 972 01:44:25,050 --> 01:44:26,050 What? 973 01:44:26,270 --> 01:44:28,890 Nobody's going to stop me from wielding the power of the scepter. 974 01:44:30,470 --> 01:44:31,470 Give it up, Victor. 975 01:44:31,530 --> 01:44:34,190 Forces of evil are always outweighed by the forces of good. 976 01:44:34,510 --> 01:44:36,830 Oh, I never got to finish my victory speech. 977 01:44:37,350 --> 01:44:38,350 Oh, well. 978 01:44:50,540 --> 01:44:51,279 Kill them. 979 01:44:51,280 --> 01:44:52,280 Kill them all. 980 01:44:52,780 --> 01:44:54,280 I thought we were partners. 981 01:44:54,740 --> 01:44:55,740 Sorry, my dear. 982 01:44:56,480 --> 01:44:57,480 Have a nice death. 983 01:45:00,360 --> 01:45:03,100 Bones. Is that the best you got, Pirate Wizard? 984 01:45:03,320 --> 01:45:06,560 Bones? They can't be that bad. They're just skeletons. 985 01:45:07,980 --> 01:45:09,600 Dead skeletons tell no tales. 986 01:45:10,960 --> 01:45:12,080 Ashes to ashes. 987 01:45:13,360 --> 01:45:14,360 Bones to dust. 988 01:46:00,880 --> 01:46:03,460 Got a little tangled up there. Sorry, I couldn't free myself. It's time to help 989 01:46:03,460 --> 01:46:04,460 you vanquish your foe. 990 01:46:05,660 --> 01:46:06,980 I think they're coming back. 991 01:46:07,920 --> 01:46:08,940 Now's your chance, Edward. 992 01:46:09,760 --> 01:46:10,940 Fuck that shit. Run! 993 01:46:11,400 --> 01:46:12,400 Run! 994 01:46:55,460 --> 01:46:56,560 It's time to celebrate. 995 01:46:59,460 --> 01:47:01,120 Ah, well done, Captain. 996 01:47:01,480 --> 01:47:05,420 How does being second commander of the world sound to you? Be an honor, sir. 997 01:47:05,540 --> 01:47:06,800 Well, let's read the news. 998 01:47:07,260 --> 01:47:11,160 Pirates, let's get this piece of wood adrift in. All men to the rigging. 999 01:47:26,730 --> 01:47:27,770 Manuel to my cabin below deck. 1000 01:47:28,090 --> 01:47:29,950 We have to catch Victor before he sets sail. 1001 01:47:30,390 --> 01:47:34,290 He will be sailing south from the west side of the island. It will cut him off. 1002 01:47:34,750 --> 01:47:37,210 Wave her and set sail for the south side of the island. 1003 01:47:37,470 --> 01:47:39,210 All hands prepare and make way. 1004 01:47:44,330 --> 01:47:50,390 There she is. 1005 01:47:51,150 --> 01:47:52,390 All hands to battle stations. 1006 01:47:57,830 --> 01:47:59,350 All hands to cannons! 1007 01:48:03,090 --> 01:48:04,550 Pats are on the port side. 1008 01:48:04,810 --> 01:48:05,810 Aye, Captain. 1009 01:48:11,130 --> 01:48:12,570 She's coming around to our port side. 1010 01:48:12,850 --> 01:48:13,709 How do you know? 1011 01:48:13,710 --> 01:48:14,710 I don't know. 1012 01:48:14,930 --> 01:48:16,270 It's all a fun part of sailing. 1013 01:48:16,590 --> 01:48:18,330 Steady, boys. She's almost in position. 1014 01:48:18,630 --> 01:48:21,170 Get ready, crew. She's almost upon us. Stand fast, men! 1015 01:48:24,810 --> 01:48:27,010 Shiver me timbers, the fool survives. 1016 01:48:27,550 --> 01:48:31,430 Aye, she's yours to destroy, Captain. She's such a pretty ship, though. 1017 01:48:32,330 --> 01:48:34,350 Keep coming after the pirates. 1018 01:48:34,790 --> 01:48:35,830 Fire at will! 1019 01:48:45,670 --> 01:48:48,030 The mizzen rats and the rudder have been damaged. 1020 01:48:48,850 --> 01:48:50,350 Dammit, you bloody pirates! 1021 01:48:50,590 --> 01:48:52,030 I just cleaned the rudder! 1022 01:48:52,330 --> 01:48:54,050 Death to those pirates, scallywags! 1023 01:48:54,710 --> 01:48:55,710 Woo! Fire! 1024 01:48:59,790 --> 01:49:01,070 I thought you fixed this, Woo! 1025 01:49:01,330 --> 01:49:02,390 It's not my fault! 1026 01:49:02,690 --> 01:49:04,290 It's your half -world piece of shit! 1027 01:49:04,650 --> 01:49:07,050 Please tell me this is part of your plan to make him think that our weapons 1028 01:49:07,050 --> 01:49:09,230 don't work. No, but you can give me credit if my next plan works. 1029 01:49:09,430 --> 01:49:10,430 What? 1030 01:49:14,630 --> 01:49:17,310 Come about and let me finish the man of war off! 1031 01:49:26,610 --> 01:49:30,330 Okay, I've got a new plan of action. Woo, make those cannons work or we're 1032 01:49:30,330 --> 01:49:32,570 dead. Fuck it, now you the whole thing. 1033 01:49:41,190 --> 01:49:42,550 Wait, she's almost there. 1034 01:49:43,210 --> 01:49:44,770 She's a fish without a tail. 1035 01:49:45,010 --> 01:49:47,010 Point the stick powder at her hull and fire. 1036 01:49:47,290 --> 01:49:50,650 Woo, you're the only one that can save us now. Make those cannons work. 1037 01:49:51,080 --> 01:49:53,660 To my pressure, Edward. I don't walk way under the pressure. 1038 01:49:53,900 --> 01:49:55,400 Come to Papa Broadside. 1039 01:49:57,300 --> 01:49:58,300 They're ready. 1040 01:49:58,660 --> 01:50:01,160 What? They're ready? They're ready. Woo, fire the cannons. 1041 01:50:01,400 --> 01:50:02,400 Fire in the hole. 1042 01:50:07,780 --> 01:50:09,340 Get deep. He's got us. 1043 01:50:10,160 --> 01:50:12,680 From Davy Jones' locker, I stab at thee. 1044 01:50:34,280 --> 01:50:35,680 I didn't. I shit in my pants. 1045 01:50:37,040 --> 01:50:38,040 It is over. 1046 01:50:38,060 --> 01:50:39,200 I sunk the devil's nose. 1047 01:50:39,560 --> 01:50:40,840 We're really pirate hunters now. 1048 01:50:41,180 --> 01:50:43,120 Guess my plans weren't so bad after all, were they? 1049 01:50:56,200 --> 01:50:57,940 So good to look in your eyes again. 1050 01:50:58,900 --> 01:51:00,420 I miss swimming in their beauty. 1051 01:51:00,760 --> 01:51:01,800 I miss you as well. 1052 01:51:03,880 --> 01:51:06,020 But I must confess something to you. What? 1053 01:51:10,100 --> 01:51:11,740 I was not faithful to you. 1054 01:51:12,160 --> 01:51:13,160 What do you mean? 1055 01:51:14,100 --> 01:51:15,420 I slept with a woman. 1056 01:51:16,560 --> 01:51:19,520 Well, not just one woman, but two. 1057 01:51:19,820 --> 01:51:20,820 You did? 1058 01:51:20,900 --> 01:51:23,280 Yeah, but I didn't mean for it to happen the first time. 1059 01:51:24,260 --> 01:51:26,200 The second time I started it. 1060 01:51:28,220 --> 01:51:29,420 Did you enjoy it? 1061 01:51:31,700 --> 01:51:32,700 Yes. 1062 01:51:34,960 --> 01:51:35,960 Would you do it again? 1063 01:51:37,680 --> 01:51:39,360 Yes. Do you hate me? 1064 01:51:42,540 --> 01:51:43,540 No. 1065 01:51:44,520 --> 01:51:45,620 I love you. 1066 01:51:48,020 --> 01:51:50,960 Do you think maybe that sometime I can see you with another woman? 1067 01:51:52,520 --> 01:51:54,000 Maybe you could join us too. 1068 01:51:55,280 --> 01:51:57,920 I knew I married the right woman. 1069 01:52:10,700 --> 01:52:11,700 Thank you. 1070 01:55:36,430 --> 01:55:37,430 Fuck yeah! 1071 01:55:37,610 --> 01:55:38,610 Yeah! 1072 01:56:21,800 --> 01:56:23,440 So you're happy to see her, or should we have her walk the plank? 1073 01:56:24,140 --> 01:56:26,560 Yeah. It is good to be together once again. 1074 01:56:27,240 --> 01:56:29,240 I cannot thank you enough for taking care of my wife. 1075 01:56:29,540 --> 01:56:32,400 Please. No reason to thank me. Besides, she took care of us. 1076 01:56:32,980 --> 01:56:36,000 Edward, I don't even know how to begin to thank you. 1077 01:56:37,140 --> 01:56:38,600 He's been a magnificent doctor. 1078 01:56:43,220 --> 01:56:44,220 He just did. 1079 01:57:06,730 --> 01:57:07,730 Are you alright? 1080 01:57:21,630 --> 01:57:22,930 I thought he loved me. 1081 01:57:24,010 --> 01:57:25,010 He couldn't love. 1082 01:57:25,570 --> 01:57:27,170 Evil's incapable of such beauty. 1083 01:57:35,820 --> 01:57:36,820 I lied to myself. 1084 01:57:47,660 --> 01:57:49,700 I wanted to belong to something. 1085 01:57:57,360 --> 01:57:58,740 I killed for him. 1086 01:58:02,440 --> 01:58:03,680 I was that vicious? 1087 01:58:05,379 --> 01:58:06,379 Murderer. 1088 01:58:07,460 --> 01:58:08,760 That life is over. 1089 01:58:09,560 --> 01:58:12,420 You can be whatever you want to be. You're free now. 1090 01:58:16,560 --> 01:58:17,560 To do what? 1091 01:58:18,280 --> 01:58:19,320 To make peace. 1092 01:58:19,620 --> 01:58:22,280 To live a life of honor and virtue with us. 1093 01:58:28,100 --> 01:58:29,160 I'm a pirate. 1094 01:58:30,620 --> 01:58:31,620 No. 1095 01:58:32,120 --> 01:58:33,200 You helped us. 1096 01:58:34,540 --> 01:58:39,160 You are now and forever a pirate hunter. 1097 02:00:13,800 --> 02:00:14,800 No. 1098 02:01:41,130 --> 02:01:42,290 Oh, yeah. 1099 02:02:35,040 --> 02:02:36,800 Fuck you. 1100 02:02:37,040 --> 02:02:38,100 Fuck you. 1101 02:02:38,420 --> 02:02:42,320 Fuck you. 1102 02:02:43,760 --> 02:02:46,340 Fuck you. 1103 02:03:25,240 --> 02:03:27,140 Suck it, suck it, suck it. 1104 02:03:30,100 --> 02:03:36,960 Give me 1105 02:03:36,960 --> 02:03:38,600 more. Two more. 1106 02:05:48,259 --> 02:05:50,160 Fucking smack my pussy. 1107 02:06:44,970 --> 02:06:45,970 What are you going to do now? 1108 02:06:46,350 --> 02:06:48,690 These waters are full of thousands of pirates. 1109 02:06:48,970 --> 02:06:49,970 So I've heard. 1110 02:06:50,490 --> 02:06:51,490 One down. 1111 02:06:51,650 --> 02:06:53,090 And a thousand more to go. 1112 02:06:53,350 --> 02:06:54,430 Drink up, me hearties. 1113 02:06:55,730 --> 02:06:57,630 Rena is now hunting bees.